If you were to sit like a fly on the wall of a pub in Cornwall, there are several types of people you will inevitably see.
Every UK pub has its own unique character and quirky people and those of you who visit a Duchy pub quite often will know that they are no different.
The setting may change, but the characters somehow seem familiar – in an endearing and heartwarming way.
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We’ve put together a list of all the types of people you’re likely to see in a pub in Cornwall – and if you don’t know one of those types of people, chances are you are one of them.
Do you think we missed one? Let us know in the comments.
The person who knows everyone
Cornwall has many small towns and villages which means the chances of walking the streets and not seeing someone you know are very slim.
So when you go to a pub in Cornwall, you’re likely to see at least one person walking around and chatting with every man and his dog – sometimes literally. This is usually either a person who goes to the pub quite regularly, or a well-known figure in the town or village.
They will call each other by first name with the staff and sometimes offer to buy a round of drinks for just about everyone in the pub.
They are usually friendly characters who stand at the bar and chat with the staff and other patrons. There’s a good chance they’ve lived in this town or village their entire life, so if it’s your turn at the bar, you might get caught by them and end up chatting with them about the story. of the area and what they remember it was like in the old days.
Your friends will probably watch you and wait for you to bring their pints back to the table, but they probably won’t come up and get you.
The fisherman who spent his life at sea or the ex-miner with stories of life underground
As we mentioned before, the county is teeming with small port towns and villages, with fishermen who spend their days working hard to feed residents and visitors with their catch of the day. Some of them have even spent their entire lives at sea and therefore have many interesting stories to share.
When you see them at the pub, they are usually sitting with a pint in hand and sharing the stories of life at sea and their most memorable catch or they are sitting quietly at their table with their dog next to them. They are also likely wearing a sweater or thick coat and wearing a flat cap, so they are easy to spot.
His demeanor is not entirely different from that of the former miner, who spent years underground in the county’s notorious old industry. He will proudly regale you with tales of tin and toil to the point where you can almost feel what it was out there in the dark, see the grain under his fingernails and the black on his face.
Whether it’s the person in fancy dress on an ordinary day or who starts singing or talking to their dog at random, there is usually at least one person who brings the fun and unique energy to the pub. Most of the time, this is someone who is well known in the city and is friendly enough to strike up a conversation with anyone. You may feel suspicious at first, but you will soon find that there is no reason to be, and they may be a reason to come back on their own.
The person who has been there since 10 a.m.
Often times the pub’s most loyal customer has been there since 10am and has probably never been to another pub that wasn’t their local. Granted, there are sometimes different types of this same character, but they are usually the same everywhere you go.
Depending on what time you walk into the pub, you will likely see them chatting with the staff about their family and town gossip or catch a glimpse of them around the pub watching football on TV with a pint in it. . hand. Although they spend endless hours there, they never seem particularly tipsy or anything more than just sociable and cheerful.
The excited or confused tourist
There’s sort of a two in one here, but the point is you’ll probably be able to tell who’s a tourist in the pub. They are either thrilled to be there, to have a pint and appreciate all that makes the pub unique, to look around in goofy-eyed wonder, or not to know where to go as they realize that they are in a pub full of locals, which makes them look questionable for not being a regular customer.
As much as locals give tourists a hard time, especially during the busy summer months when everyone is trying to enjoy a pint in the sun, tourists usually bring something unique to Cornish pubs, which we laugh at. with or from them.
The person at the poker machine
There is always one person who spends most of their night at the poker machine in a pub in Cornwall. Usually the only time they leave the One-armed Bandit is to go to the bathroom, as they can appear to drink the same drink for an infeasible amount of time. If their friends are around, they will end up bringing pints to the machine and chatting with them while the person continues to play poker, managing to seem like they are giving their full attention to the conversation and the game.
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